Thursday, 08 May 2008

• Random IRC Quotes

  
  
  
  
  
  For those not in the know, IRC is a server based chat network. Users can connect to any servers they wish and chat with other people. I've stumbled across a website that compiles funny and random quotes gleaned from the servers. I thought I'd share some with you.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  #7571 +(445)- [X]

  <foop> leif is having a party?
  <ross_> yeah
  <foop> does he know that he's having a party?
  <Chieze> of course not
  <ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up

  
  

  
  

  #9204 +(258)- [X]

  <crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
  <crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
  <sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?

  
  

  
  

  #308569 +(792)- [X]

  <Bopo> 10mbit <-
  <@swelt> thats nice for you, and we are all glad you brought it to our attention
  <@swelt> we admire your amazing connection, and assume that your penis is proportionally large too
  <@swelt> we can only hope to attain such large connections (and genetalia) ourselves

  
  

  
  

  #454906 +(1108)- [X]

  <Biomech-> i took a shit earlier that weighed about 200g, well unimpressed
  <Nezzie> so, do you actually scoop it out of the toilet?
  <Biomech-> im slightly more sophisticated than that
  <@cai> you're weighing shit, how sophisticated can it get?

  
  

  
  

  #495715 +(1831)- [X]

  aspuffnstuff: The third one looks like something they used in Star Wards
  aspuffnstuff: *Wars
  alykat: lol "star wards"
  alykat: an epic about a hospital set in space
  alykat: "use the forceps, luke"
  volcanogirl: come.. to the bed pan. the bed pan!
  aspuffnstuff: OBGYN kenobi!

  
  

  
  

  #107515 +(304)- [X]

  <Legal18f> yet they insist on a/s/l!
  <smarm> hehe
  <Legal18f> Isn't it obvious by my nick that I'm a 21 year old male?

  
  
  
  

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